Why I can't get enough of India.....

BJP says India should support Pakistan in combating terrorism. I could not laugh louder. One has to be shameless, senseless and blind to even suggest that or insane, while the ‘successful’ age is closing in more than ever,30s is now the new 20s with the young brooding money and living it up; from a street vendor to a domestic helper to a 5th grader to an 85 year old man, all have cell phones and Indian women have finally unlocked their tresses to male hair dressers. I mean it’s the coolest thing ever...


India has probably never had as much adrenaline as now...

The insanity our politicians display is almost plausibly funny. You don't know if you should laugh at them or kill them. Probably do both. While we are still squabbling over inappropriate remarks on Islam, Varun Gandhi and Shiney Ahuja and what not, the fairer sex is letting their hair down and into the hands of skilled men who swiftly chop off the Indian locks to give them bollywood cuts. While accepting homosexuality is in the process of germination, thanks to the film makers who are responsible to open up the pressing nerve about being gay, jaws don’t drop and eyes don’t pop when the cat gets out of the bag for some celebrities on their sexuality. Its like we have wide-open pores and we are absorbing everything we can. Penetrating into Indian skin is so easy, we change, we adapt and we adopt almost anything that has a potential of trend setting. I doubt if any country can boast of absorbing the aftereffects of a corporation going belly up like India did, there is always someone to rescue the dying and throw them back in the rut, Can't be said the same about lets say America. When GM went belly up, people like us ended up paying their bail out and it still died.


I had gone to a friend's house and while exiting, I saw a maid talking on the cell phone. In my head, maids can't afford cell phones. But seeing her holding a cell to one ear dressed in rags was the most contradictory sight ever nonetheless very amusing at the same time...


Every time I come here, which is lets say quite often, I can't get enough, my hate list is larger than my like list since my abode was transferred a decade ago, almost giving me a right to display my affection for America without feeling guilty of being less patriotic; but I think India is like an extra large can of red bull, at the end of it, you have wings.


Its like the place has a bag full of secret ingredients that it churns out every once in a while, adding to already complex flavors, making it even more impossible to pinch it out while it always retains its splendor.


Hail!! Javed Habib,middle class man and empty headed aging politicians; what would we do without you?